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Today's New Assignment:
Today is a "your choice" day: pain or humiliation.
Pain: Using a shoelace or twine, tie a loop around the base of your scrotum and with the other end hang something heavy from your balls and swing it for 3 minutes. Creativity counts here, so email me and tell me what you did and if I'm sufficiently amused, you may be allowed to stroke it.
Humiliation: Purchase a box of "snug fit" condoms. Using the contact information on the box for customer feedback, contact the manufacturer to complain that they are too big for you. Email their reply if you get one and maybe I'll let you wear a snug fit condom while tugging that lil weenie! |
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Sardax 2006 |
