Billing Option Alternatives

For those of you with absolutely no discretionary income to offer as tribute, check out the alternate options below:

• Fasting for Fetishes
• Addiction Relocation Program
• Shopping Bitch
• Fetish "Model"/Training "Dummie"
• Project Puppy

Fasting for Fetishes

This particular idea is based on something I had heard CockMistress Angelina do to her favorite "jack" off boy. Many times, women like us, will really get off on controlling and denying your basest needs, things like sleep, food, fluids, release of waste, and of course pain and pleasure. So I have taken a page from CMA's book and developed my own brand of diet. The desire diet...

How it works is that throughout your work/school week you take the money you would have normally spent on "lunches" and save it up. What do you eat? Well I guess that depends on how dedicated you are to suffering for your Goddess. I suppose you could always pack a lunch from home saving a nice lil chunk of change, or you could just bring a powerbar and powerade to remind you of my power over you, or you could just truly skip the one meal a day for me... fighting back your hunger with water while I drown in your aching basic needs being denied for me.

Then on your "Friday" you take all your fasting 4 fetish funds, and decide whether you get to eat a "real" lunch or feed your hunger another way and contact me, for a lil personal attention. This particular payment option must be negotiated fully before you are enrolled in this program. Email me to set this up, or you could try your luck on yahoo instant messenger YIM at "MistressWKytten".

Addiction Relocation Program

So maybe you think you can't afford me, yet as it turns out you have a vice that is currently eating up MY chunk of your "disposable" income. Maybe you are a gambler, a drinker, a gamer, a porn addict, or a coffee freak, I can and will make you feel soooooooooo much better than any other "vice" ever could.

We will spend time together identifying your triggers, and I will replace them with something "better", something mine. Just by sending me all that money that you woulda normally spent on that old habit... I will become your NEW one. I will offer you sexy support, intoxicating distractions, and addictive advice. Together, we will address and redirect your obsessive/compulsive tendencies! This particular program must be negotiated fully before you are enrolled, and depending on the nature and severity of the "addiction" you seek to replace I may encourage you to seek help elsewhere. To make arrangements for "ARP" email me, or you could try your luck on yahoo instant messenger YIM at "MistressWKytten".

Although addiction is a very serious thing... and ARP is intended as a light-hearted spin on "things", I am in NO way making light of addiction and/or psycho-therapy. I am a skilled, professional, expert Seductress, NOT a Therapist, Counselor, or Doctor... yet.

Shopping Bitch

What Goddess doesn't need at least one good one? Maaaaaaybe another in case of vacation, mine, of course silly boy! I will spend our time shopping be it online or in person, being as humiliating or teasy as you can tolerate. Ok, well maybe just a teeeeeenie bit more! For more information as to how to be my lil walking talking wallet/bag carrier... email me, or you could try your luck on yahoo instant messenger YIM at "MistressWKytten"

Fetish "Model"/Training "Dummie"

Now that I am featuring my very own photo gallery, I suddenly have an immediate "opening" for individuals on all sides of the BDSM spectrum with a bend for exhibitionism. If you are or will be in the Minneapolis/St Paul Metro Area, and want to have your pictures "all over the internet", lemme know, maybe we can give you a chance to show your "shit". Or maybe you are in desperate need of a good CBT/CD/Corporal session, but simply cannot/will not "pay" for it, well exchange of "services" may be a becoming option for you.

Project Puppy

I design, produce, and maintain my website myself, with the most appreciated assistance of a good friend. (He's been an awesome teacher) I am NOT looking for a webpet, but I am constantly dreaming up new innovative features and excitingly interactive content for my site... often requiring skills outside the scope of my own. I will periodically have a use for Programmers. I imagine we could find all kinds of ways I can "pay" for your time. *winks*

Also, I am extremely interested in designing/building my own tease/torture devices. So, any engineers, or handymen who might like to lend their skills, should contact me.

My longer term goal is to build a dungeon where I could offer in person sessions as well as host community events. If you are a real estate investor, contractor, or an investor looking for a tax write off, you too should contact me.

As always, I am constantly striving to bring to you some of the net's hottest original content. If you are an artist of the erotic kind, and want a place to showcase some of your talents, we should talk.