Preferred Poking Procedures, are as follows...

Well, well throbbie, here you are on my contact page, no doubt raring to go. I bet you find yourself getting all nervous at the thought of talking to me, dontcha? Too fucking cute, well grab yourself by the (soon to be mine) balls and reach out and gimme a poke.

Instant Messengers

IMs, where do I begin? I love to hate them. Maybe you've read how I prefer emails because they were "unobtrusive"? IMs are just the opposite. However, they can be great fun. I would suggest when contacting me by IM to forget the "instant" part, and just chill. I will get back to you if/when I damned well feel like it. Not too sound like a bitch, but sometimes, I just can't be interrupted. Sometimes I'm not even at my desk. I have both AIM and YIM, though I rarely use AIM, I can be reached at MistressWKytten on both.